AAARRRGGGHHH!!!
Me'an sfmac the MAA had a little scuttlebutt wit' some heretics aboard the last watch, wer' supprt'd by the right P'rit Trexx wot needs to be scallywagged, trussed, broached and boarded, but i' was a merry fight an we gave mor'n we received, a regular dustup thankin yer Highnesses. We lef' a bunch' o' slumberin' jacks over on a thread called "Duel". Haw, were a lark an' piss on 'em.
I'll leave it to the MAA to fill in the log but' were a good brawl.
I ain't proud, but I'm really proud o' me issue wot started her senior year in High School this morn, an wot 'er scurvy Dad drove "er ta school, wit 'is hangover 'an all on account o' the previous evenings scirmish.
Yer onliness, LtCmr Bondo the brave an wot's all this nonsense abt' me nibs being rubbed down wit' NAIL POLISH REMOVER??? I ken I hail from the City aboot (thats a size 12 pink leather pump), the Golden Gate, but thats a LIE!!!
Wot not but I'll be bringin' another body aboard an' affer the barfin's over, we'll wipe 'is chin an stand 'im up.