Fleet Air Arm Group Build

AAAAARRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH! Yes! You be right! Ply me with rum and I'll spare yer gullet!

I walks the deck and all seem off fishin'!.....or seekin' other pursuits! Ye Dogs!

CAG.....the XO.....Observer Darson be in momentous meetin's! Cap'n Wyoroy still be regainin' 'is sealegs....and ye's all desert! It'll go hard on ye if I runs this tub aground!

Cabin scum! Fetch me a cask and be quick! Then I be lashin' ye to the wheel! I must head to the yards and gets the canvass up! Then I be settin' afire the bowsprit so's we have light to navigate by!

We be Singapore bound and I want's ta cleer the shoals afore the ebbtide! Twill be ugly if we scrapes barnacles!

Get back 'ere ye scoundrels! 

Glad to see that you're well Wyoroy, I must say I have missed you! Not because you are a better modeler than I, though you are!:

But these two wretches Bondo and sfc! I be recoverin' from the Limey disese which I prolly gots from one of these scurvy mutts! Can't keeps me eye on the dogs 24/7! (urp!).....sorry, I be eatin'

They be doin' good work, but squander the meantime......chain 'em.....a chain just long enuff where's they can't poop in private! They's been quite respectful with the talk! But methinks there may be mutiny in their black hearts!

Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Medication time!

A bottle o' the rum? Excellent

Staggerin' the decks after a tot? Even Better!

The previous posts? Priceless!

New1!!!! <salute

WB ROY!!!!

Cheers, Richie

New1 you need to report, and that means declare your project. I run the deck, and we need your annoyances to declare your model to me so that I can see that them what run this ship (onto the ground) list your anterior onto the scrip line.

Nam LtCmr we've got a cannidate and present arms, men!

new1 wrote:

sfcmac wrote:  I just saw A special on the History or Military channel. On I think it was a squadron called the Thunder Chickens. They are a marine squadron that went from sea knights and are currently using Ospreys in Iraq. They called themselves chickens because there was no Vietnamese word for eagle. http://genthar.blogspot.com/2007/09/thunder-chickens-deployed.html So there ya go!   sounds good, i'll start today then.

And how Bondo! Lets not forget in the mist of me nonsense to bring the above chap to the highers attentions!

AYe Aye! Ltcmr Bondo ye may take what I have left in the business of the propers! Silennt as they may be. Not yet a matey but indeed mating..... My eyes be darned and I have kissed many the rear ( mostly of the enemy) 

As far as Ltc Cdr Nam I shall render him the salute proudly but am afraid the other he has done all o'er himself. Good thing he be wearing the optivisor.

Curse the customer service wenches and live by the code when the rules are not explicit. Stalled me in three forums they have. Ye can see the rage raisin up in me bosum..... Perhaps the morrow will be better!

 I hope the Xo saves the rum for ye and the girly men. He too must have fallen pray to the whims of the CS vixens I fear. And work be a cursed 4 letter word. Mind ye should the CAG overhear your talks of mutiny! Pull the cutlass and post the guards!

review the past and show me the code!

Mind the optivisor and help yerself to the spirits!

AAARRRRG! ran of with me guards he has! And I thought the'd be safe with a sailor from Frisco!

SIR???SIR??? I gdamn WORK fer a livin, dam yer eyes!!!

Ye'll not been appt'd Mate yet, sfmac, tho I love yuh like a son, and them out back wut are occifers be damned but ye'll keep disciplin on the decks. Bad trip ye'd had wit th' othrs w' them Rum lassies, but they weren't not but succubusses an' damn yer' eyes.

Rules, we got RULES!!

I'll kill the lot o' ye but for Rum!!

Salute the CAG!

Obey the XO.

Kiss the a** of the Captain.

Salute an' PISS on Lt Cmr Nam.

Hold yer belayin' pins at upright salute to yr' Bosun----

LtCmr Bondoman

Rum is wanted on th' lower decks my girlishness officers and there'll be MUTINY OR ELSE....

One moment need another bottle......( burp) I agree whole heartedly sir! As ye know we were boarded and a nasty fight it was. I would scream to arms to arms! And wonder why the men would undress?

 I peeped thru the CaG's key whole when he di'not answer.

To me it seems that he is negoting the terms of the enemys surrender!

Ben' yer neck over th' rail an' I'll shove ye' t' 'ell!! I'm in na mood fer the likes o' yer timepieces. it's time tha' the rest o' ye stood on a line for the CAG, damn yer eyes!!

This Sfm is a right mate but 'e aint the bosun, whats cumin up as I am as a bat out o' 'ell!!!

That Nam is on is feet or we'll be gettin' out is bleedin' girl clothes and trompin' roun'!!

Capt is aboot. Salute. ye scum!!

XO too.

CAG is a rule. Obey him.

Oer' by Got y'all becme a Right bunch o' gennlemen!

Fregetten me eritge, makin me feel small.

Capt as has is leave, salutin yer selfishness an welcome. Not for m' umbless ta say b' th' ranks miss'd you.

Lt Cmdr Nam blessd be tha' yer able te' wank ag'n.

Piss on th' enemy, line up th' ress o' ye bastards.

There were a shootin party out lookin' for ye; wit' th' lasses whut had the key.

It's a pox on wut ossifer gave it tu ye, but its up to the XO or the CAG tu grant it, and to themships, I'll gladly MERDER him who steals it!

LtCmdr Bondoman an I'm full o' piss and ready to Rum!!!

 I agree. Nice to see an old salt return. Captain even. It is Friday 6PM here. I think we can call it an official start of the weekend!

 SO lets raise our glasses and toast the return of the Good Captain Wyoroy!

TO THE CAPTAIN!!!!

Blasted wenches didn't get all me stash!

sfcmac wrote:

Hey Nam and Bondo and other curious on lookers here is a pic of that Plane right off the trailer! I report, You decide! Forgot to ask how was the movie?

Yeah.....and looks like I modeled that nose with a hammer!

The best thing is that Wyoroy.......Captain Wyoroy is back!

And they left an obvious lead in for the next Mummy film...........destination Peru! 

bondoman wrote:

Beau it is!

Good eyes er eye It was only on a split second!

 Hey Nam and Bondo and other curious on lookers here is a pic of that Plane right off the trailer! I report, You decide!

Forgot to ask how was the movie?

Roy.....more seriously........sorry Sam's didn't work out. But we've missed you around here and I'm sure we all hope that the job outlook goes your way!

Now....to you ROY!.........Jeeze! Take the deck will ya?!

Glad you haven't lopped off any fingers! It makes building and typing tough!

You have been sorely missed Cap'n.....We've actually had to leave LCdr. Bondoman and sfcmac at large in the wheelhouse!

I be down with the dreaded Lyme Disease (prolly got it from Bondoman) so I'm on reduced rum rations.

Glad yer back aboard! AYYYYYYYYYYYYY-EEEEEEEEEEEEE

bondoman wrote:

Nam- question for you... I've only seen the trailer but is that a Beaufighter??

You GUYS!

My Buddy and I turned and looked at each other during that scene.....he said "Beaufighter"......I said "Mosquito".

It may have been an He-111 in that space of time!......Now I believe it was a Beaufighter

The eyes here..........unbelieveable! 

Oh!.....the movie was great fun with a typical Mummy ending. 

Nam and the rest of the GB, I'm back  I have been busy with the new job, a meat cutter at Sam's Club  As of now I no longer work for them  The good news is that if the background check come back clean (which it should) I will have a teaching position.  I will be teaching math & science at a juvenile detention facility here in Cheyenne.

I will need to do some catch up reading to bring me up to speed with the new people and all the good stuff that I have missed.

bondoman wrote:

Nam- question for you... I've only seen the trailer but is that a Beaufighter??

I saw that in the trailer as well. Thought it may be a Bleinhem? No clue it whizzed by too quick.

 I cannot believe I am still in mortal conflict with the customer service girls! After finally getting the order straight they messed up the payment. I got the canned letter about awaiting payment so I called. The issue was I paid for one order with a credit card and used paypal for the other order. ( my original issue was combineing both orders to get the free shipping, I know I'm cheap!) So I called( no e-mail answers) They had me listed as a paypal customer and of course there was not enough there to cover the 1st order.

So after talking and explaining this over and over in the simplest way I could she fixed it. Of course the process took so long it can't be shipped until monday now.

I've got 2 GB's on hold until this package arrives. (been ordered since July 10th)

Gonna have to find something else to keep me busy? Time with the wife? Family? Oh dear....

sfcmac wrote:

Man o man My vacation has officially begun!  Richie has got us back on board ship safe and sound but currently is simulating looking for help. Seems no one was on board and Ltc Cdr Nam is a casualty of our high seas adventure. At first I thought the rum may have reacted with the sawbones potions but after removing his optivisor I am not so sure. Can't get him to speak at all... Anyone got any ideas? Here he is in his cabin.

Some of us DO have day jobs! Not that I worked today.....my buddy and me went and saw the new Mummy film! So.....now it's tots

.....an' there be a weather eye on ye sumpin's...get ta werk!

 Man o man My vacation has officially begun!  Richie has got us back on board ship safe and sound but currently is simulating looking for help. Seems no one was on board and Ltc Cdr Nam is a casualty of our high seas adventure.

At first I thought the rum may have reacted with the sawbones potions but after removing his optivisor I am not so sure. Can't get him to speak at all...

Anyone got any ideas? Here he is in his cabin.

 Sounds great Jeffery! That is a odd looking aircraft in real life and I bet will be a challenging model as well! Very anxious and curious to see your progress.

 Well during the night Nam, Sim pilot and meself managed to escape the treacherous band of customer service women. Gotta to hand it to Nam as his quick thinking by giving them some rum quickly anestisized them allowing our swift departure. Good thing they couldn't hang with the good stuff.

For some reason LTC Cdr Nam was reluctant to leave But as luck would have it he was limited to only two drinks by order of the sawbones. Of course he made the keg into 1 drink and his drunken snoring powered the sail allowing us to make speed! Good thing Simpilot was trained to steer at that velocity!