Gamera
Unless you have a spare Horny Toad lying around
They are kind of baoring, actually. That, from their refex to predators ging to be very still Mind, disturb them enough and they'll shoot blood from their tear ducts (up to 5 feet).
Texas Horned Lizard (Phrynosoma cornutum) is not toad, an amphibian, but a tru lizard.
Their diet is red ants, so the invasion of fire ants has cut down on their numbers. TPW has mounted several campaigns to beat back the fire ants and some return of native horned lizards has been seen.
The mascot of Texas Christian University in Fort Worth has been the "Horned Frog" since their founding.
Sadly, under-equipped of LED or rivets, or even velveteen coats in Victorian style and panache.