You guys need to get to crackin' cause reports from my agents---I mean cats, have provoked me into designing another award for you malingering MOJO's...
I'm calling it the "Pansy Badge". It is for those spinelss MOJO's who keep putting off their builds and hurting the war effort...The citation will read:
"For those MOJO's who have displayed kit building motivation below and underneath the calling of their modeling manhood."
You needn't already be a recipiant of either the "229 Cross" of the "HCRwRSD" in order to receive one. Vance is designing it right now, which is appropriate since he may be the first to sport it...