Fleet Commander Darren, after extensive testing and (hic) we be ready to to propse this weeks Torpeedo Juis repice (hic)
It be the Red White and Blew and beggin 'is Highness King Georges pardin but we kicked 'is arse, from one drunken clonial to another, here'tis:
a handful of blueberries an a hanful of rasberries and an andful of that wench Maria from Trinidad... but I digress. An andful of mint an a ration of clean water, muddle it up. The a triple glug glug of ethanol, perferably Barbados rum, a big spalsh (hic) o orange juice, stir, add Polly Prep and serve on her tummy, with ice.
The results
A fiend group o' men yer!
Kids, torpedo juice and other alcoholic drinks are not a laughing matter.