Heheheehee! That last comment bu Guy reminded me of a story!
Once apon a time not too long ago in a strange land not that very far away, was a Rabbit named Guy who could build models so fast you had better not blink or you'd misss it!
He always tormented this slow builder that was a tortise named Frank. Frank could take six months just doing one paint job on a single prop fighter!
Anyways the teasing finally got to the poor Franky Tortise who exclaimed Bunny Guy! I could build as fast as you if I wanted too maybe even faster! I just take too many coffee breaks!
Well this just made Bunny Guy Chuckle and they both agreed to a race to see who could finish 1st!
Modelers from all over the world gathered to watch this grand event of which the outcome seemed certain!
Bondo and Sean took bets behind the bleechers at least that is what they said they were doing.
Dave set up the course and Karl served as a referee just in case there were any descrepancies! All the Mikes really didn't care and just showed up to make dates with the Nas-Car Girls while everyone else cooked food on the grill! Except Jeremy who was eating a 6 month old meatball sandwhich that didn't make it to Soulcrusher.
Well Karl sounded the starting pistol and they grabed the hobby knifes and clue and went at it.
In a matter of seconds Guy was finished! A beautiful 1/35 scale Dora completed on the table awaiting it's awards.
Frank had disappeared?
On the bench was one part partially snipped from the sprue and a note which read.
Guy you win! I have to catch a plane with the cleaning crew! Sometimes It just doesn't pay to be fast at everything! Have fun! I know I will! Yours truely Frank the Tortise!